In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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