My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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