im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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