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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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