I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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