They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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