know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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