what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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