Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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