that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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