and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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