you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
tell me about the fingering
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