Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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