What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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