Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I supernannyed him into submission
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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