Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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