just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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