I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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