my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
And then he peed in my hair
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