I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She needs sedatives and a leash
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
