Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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