That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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