Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Randomize
