Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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