Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
