just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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