Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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