I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Oh god it's open bar.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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