How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
Randomize
