Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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