Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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