How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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