how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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