I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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