you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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