How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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