My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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