Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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