She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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