Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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