I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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