I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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