My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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