Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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