Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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