...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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