i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Randomize
