I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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