If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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