I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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