Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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