My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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