i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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