i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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