i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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