you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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